Darkrose's Super-Duper Girlfriend Application

Instructions
This application consists of multiple choice, short answer, and essay questions. Please answer these questions as truthfully as possible.

Section I: Vitals
1. Your name:
2. E-mail address:
3. Age:
4. Height:' "
5. Weight:
6. Hair Color:
7. Eye Color:
8. Bra/cup size:
9. Shoe size:
10. Marital status:
11. Education level:
12. Profession:
13. Income level:
12. Housing:
13. Transportation:
14. Religion:
15. Any VDs?:

Section II: Multiple Choice - Knowledge of Darkrose (choose the best answer)
16. Darkrose's REAL first name is:
17. Darkrose has how many child(ren) (that he knows of):
18. Darkrose's favorite sport is:
19. Darkrose's favorite frosty adult beverage is:
20. Darkrose's favorite mixed drink is a:
21. Darkrose's favorite hard liquor is:
22. Darkrose's least favorite food category is:
23. Darkrose's favorite incense scent is:
24. What would you be least likely to find Darkrose doing on any given Saturday morning?
25. If Darkrose was to "spork" you, you would:

Section III: Word association (Enter the first thing that pops in your mind)
26. SEX
27. SPORK
28. FLAVOR
29. WATERMELON
30. CAMISOLE
31. HORN
32. BASKET
33. WORK
34. SLEIGH
35. HOSTAGE
36. GROUND
37. NUDE
38. EXISTENTIALISM
39. DEMOCRAT
40. INDEPENDENCE

Section IV: Short Answer/Essay
41. Why do you want to be Darkrose's Girlfriend?
    
42. Why do you think you deserve to be Darkrose's Girlfriend?
    
43. Tell me about you. What are your hobbies? Likes? Dislikes?
    
44. Describe what you look like (super extra bonus points for being honest)
    
45. Anything else Darkrose should know while considering your application?