Ingredients:

• 1 cup water
• 3/4 cup milk
• 1 tbsp salt
• 3/4 cup sugar
• 2 cups unbleached bread flour
• 2 cups unbleached whole wheat bread flour
• 1 packet Red Star bread yeast
• 2 tbsp butter

Other Essentials:

• Guinness in Draught can (Because it's bread in a can)
• 1 Guinness pint glass
• 1 bread machine capable of making a 2 lb loaf

Directions:
As with the chili recipe, you will first need to make sure you wash your hands. With soap.

Open and pour yourself a Guinness. Observe the bubbles. Note they go down. Drink some. It's good for you.

Measure out all the ingredients. Put the liquid ingredients and the butter in first, then add the flour, the sugar, the salt and then finally the yeast.

Drink your beer some more.

Use the appropriate settings for a medium crust on your bread machine. At least on mine, I press start and go away for 3 hours. It does everything for me from mixing to kneading to cooking.

This bread is similar in taste to that Hawaiian bread bowl crap you buy at the store, only it's much more filling.

Ingredients!

My machine

mmm..beer...

See? they go down!

Milk + water + butter

brrrrrrp!