~Waffle House by candlelight. *facepalm*
~Presidental hair goes on display in Philly. Not touching this one. At all.
~Hillary claims healthcare is our constitutional right. Uh. Maybe the Constitution I read is different……
~Am I the only one who finds this whole situation mildly amusing? (hint: Spanish was an empire, which is why they speak spanish down there(
~6 year old’s mohawk gets him suspended from school. Nice. Asshats.
~Now the asshats who can’t afford their houses are torching them. Nice.
~Best. Captcha. EVER.
~13 stupid ideas that made millions.
~Most misleading headline. EVER.
~Proof that Goth is now officially commercial, sold out.
~The Earth.. As seen from Mars.
~Ahh.. The time has come where big boobies have won a court case. If the chest doesn’t fit, you must aquit!
~17 of the worst shots ever created. The Mexican Hooker one is funny..
~Good: washing your kid’s filthy mouth out with soap. Bad: Washing your kid’s filthy mouth out with a pressure washer.
~Vatican comes up with new sins. Nice. I’m so going to hell.
~The bigger housing bubble might burst soon. Damn old people. Always telling us to get off their lawn.
~Methane emissions soar as Guinness certifies world’s largest crab cake.
~Guy walks in to CVS, starts peeing on “specific products”. Uh huh.
~Something special in the air, indeed.
~Shamu pwns trainer.
~A mummified dinosaur has been discovered. yay? I think.
~Gaswhore. Stabby.
~Apparently, emos are hated in Mexico, too.
~Woo Hoo! Beastiality is legal in FL!
~Robin Williams getting a divorce. Srsly.
~Arthur C. Clark is dead.
~ABBA drummer found dead after slitting his own throat by falling through window.
~Mary Anne busted with Mary Jane.
~Hollywood set to f*ck up more of my childhood: this time it’s by remaking Attack of the Killer Tomatos.
~YES! They just made up for the above by saying AvP 3 is “a certainty”. Maybe they can get an R rating out of it and make it good.
~Cory Webster gives the ball Brett Farve used in his last NFL play to an army guy who got his legs blown off in Iraq.
~Reports indicate that Patrick Swayze has 5 weeks to live. The report is from the National Enquirer, so keep that in mind..
~Activision releases Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. I am still waiting for Guitar Hero: The Cure or Guitar Hero: Bauhaus. Bastards.

Today, Barak Obama spoke in Philadelphia. Some of the things he said weren’t just downright hysterical, they were dangerous by design, and makes me quite sick that this man might eventually become President.

He opened his speech with a brief diatribe about slavery. Seriously.

Let’s discard the fact that many of the founding fathers/Constitution framers were also slaveowners. Let’s forget the fact that Thomas Jefferson, who famously penned the Declaration of Independence, was rumored to have had a slave mistress, and even fathered some of her children. Let’s just ignore the fact that the reason why the question of slavery was not decided in the constitution was because the south wanted slaves to count as citizens (and thus would get more representation/power in the federal government) and the NORTH did not want them to count as citizens at ALL!

Do we really want a president who can’t even get his facts straight about a 220 year old document that is supposed to be the cornerstone of our society here in the US?

This was one of the tasks we set forth at the beginning of this campaign – to continue the long march of those who came before us, a march for a more just, more equal, more free, more caring and more prosperous America.

Great. So I should expect Obama, if elected president, to immediately abolish Equal Opportunity for blacks, the minority requirements for government contracts/contractors [pdf, just an example], the revocation of the non-profit status of the NAACP, and the general abolition of any/all federal, state, and local minority programs that might be in place?

Yeah, right.

I am married to a black American who carries within her the blood of slaves and slaveowners – an inheritance we pass on to our two precious daughters.

Martyr. Your ancestors were slaves. So were mine (and I’m not black). Get over it. I did.

I have already condemned, in unequivocal terms, the statements of Reverend Wright that have caused such controversy. For some, nagging questions remain. Did I know him to be an occasionally fierce critic of American domestic and foreign policy? Of course. Did I ever hear him make remarks that could be considered controversial while I sat in church? Yes. Did I strongly disagree with many of his political views? Absolutely – just as I’m sure many of you have heard remarks from your pastors, priests, or rabbis with which you strongly disagreed.

I never disagreed with the pastors I had at my church. And you know what? If I did, I would have left the church and sought a new one. There’s only about 1,000 of them in the county I live in, I’m sure I could find SOME church that wouldn’t spout such hatred and vitrol. I’m sure I could find SOME church that didn’t gave Louis Farrakhan a Lifetime Achievement Award. I’m sure I could find SOME CHURCH out there that does not advocate a “Black Value System” that, amongst other things, advocates the “Disavowal of the Pursuit of “Middleclassness””. I’m sure I could find a church that doesn’t liken prison to a concentration camp (hint: don’t want to go do jail? DON’T BREAK THE FREAKING LAW!!). I certainly wouldn’t put up with it for twenty years if I didn’t agree with it.

Actions speak louder than words, Barak..Just sayin’.

Segregated schools were, and are, inferior schools; we still haven’t fixed them, fifty years after Brown v. Board of Education, and the inferior education they provided, then and now, helps explain the pervasive achievement gap between today’s black and white students.

Whoa there, Barak..Since you were just in Philly I’m going to use that town as an example. South Philly is full of Italians. North East Philly is full of Irish. North Philly is full of blacks and Latinos. West Philly is almost exclusively black. Schools exist in the neighborhoods and they should serve the neighborhood in which they exist. I don’t see why a child in South Philly should be forced to go to a school in North Philly. For what? Diversification? For example, the school I went to when I was in grammar school still exists and does not serve children more than a couple miles away.

Now if you’re referring to educational quality, well does that reflect on the school system/teachers, the schools themselves, or the students and the parenting (or lack of) that the students receive? How does the culture play into this equation, or is it simply a case of a black kid not going to a white school? How will this solve anything?

Legalized discrimination - where blacks were prevented, often through violence, from owning property, or loans were not granted to African-American business owners, or black homeowners could not access FHA mortgages, or blacks were excluded from unions, or the police force, or fire departments – meant that black families could not amass any meaningful wealth to bequeath to future generations. That history helps explain the wealth and income gap between black and white, and the concentrated pockets of poverty that persists in so many of today’s urban and rural communities.

Equal is equal. I know plenty of the whitest white boys you’ll ever meet who can’t get credit, get turned down for good jobs, etc. It isn’t just a black thing and what you’re saying and alluding to in this entire diatribe is that it is exclusively a black/race thing. Bullshit. I make less than the median income in the county in which I live. Let’s talk about wealth redistribution, shall we? Oh wait, that’s a Hillary thing, and I’m not black, right?

But for all those who scratched and clawed their way to get a piece of the American Dream, there were many who didn’t make it – those who were ultimately defeated, in one way or another, by discrimination. That legacy of defeat was passed on to future generations – those young men and increasingly young women who we see standing on street corners or languishing in our prisons, without hope or prospects for the future.

So the Italian and Irish workers at the turn of the century who literally built the great city of New York with their own hands, brick by brick, stone by stone, pillar by pillar, didn’t claw and bite their way? You don’t think I’m fighting to pay my bills in a low-ish paying job? It’s all about minorities? White folk go to jail too, Barak.

In fact, a similar anger exists within segments of the white community. Most working- and middle-class white Americans don’t feel that they have been particularly privileged by their race. Their experience is the immigrant experience – as far as they’re concerned, no one’s handed them anything, they’ve built it from scratch. They’ve worked hard all their lives, many times only to see their jobs shipped overseas or their pension dumped after a lifetime of labor. They are anxious about their futures, and feel their dreams slipping away; in an era of stagnant wages and global competition, opportunity comes to be seen as a zero sum game, in which your dreams come at my expense. So when they are told to bus their children to a school across town; when they hear that an African American is getting an advantage in landing a good job or a spot in a good college because of an injustice that they themselves never committed; when they’re told that their fears about crime in urban neighborhoods are somehow prejudiced, resentment builds over time.

Thank you for at least acknowledging that us “po’ white folk” don’t get a fair shake at times, often because of programs that are supposed to somehow foster “equality”.

For the African-American community, that path [working to move beyond old racial wounds] means embracing the burdens of our past without becoming victims of our past.

Great, then never, EVER mention slavery, how the black man has it so bad, etc. ever again. That would be moving on. Most people, myself included, are sick and tired of being passed up for promotions, jobs, government programs, etc because the black community is having those things handed to them on a silver platter. The Constitution guarantees us Life, Liberty, and the PURSUIT of happiness. The PURSUIT of happiness.

In the white community, the path to a more perfect union means acknowledging that what ails the African-American community does not just exist in the minds of black people; that the legacy of discrimination - and current incidents of discrimination, while less overt than in the past - are real and must be addressed. Not just with words, but with deeds – by investing in our schools and our communities; by enforcing our civil rights laws and ensuring fairness in our criminal justice system; by providing this generation with ladders of opportunity that were unavailable for previous generations.

So much wrong with this. What ails the black community is they now have a sense of entitlement, propogated by programs such as equal opportunity, minority contract granting, etc. They feel they are somehow owed these things. For what, transgressions from over 140 years ago? In the past, I have offered to pay slave reparations to any American slave alive that has been legally owned by an American slave-owner. Considering the oldest person alive (as of this writing) is 114 years old (b. Apr 20, 1893), I think that we can safely say that there are no living slaves able to collect on my reparation offer. No one alive today has ever been a legal slave in the United States.

I think the irony in this is had because Obama spends way, WAY too much time speaking of unity and equal rights, but in the end, it’s not about equal rights for people regardless of race, it’s about championing the cause for the black community.

Equal Opportunity still exists. Government contracts are still granted to minority run businesses because of race over price, minorities still have many, MANY advantages that a typical white man does not have, and so on. TRUE unity would abolish these things, and

The irony of the fact that he chose Philadelphia, the city where the former mayor John Street said “Let me tell you: The brothers and sisters are running this city! Oh yes, running it! Don’t let nobody fool you; we are in charge of the City of Brotherly Love. We are in charge!” in his acceptance speech is not lost as well.

Discrimination and racism is a 2-way street, Barak.

In a recent speech in Texas, Barak Obama proudly proclaimed the following:

“We are not standing on the brink of recession because of forces beyond our control,” Obama told a town hall forum in Austin. “This was not an inevitable part of the business cycle. It was a failure of leadership in Washington — a Washington where George Bush hands out billions of tax cuts to the wealthiest few for eight long years, and John McCain promises to make those same tax cuts permanent, embracing the central principle of the Bush economic program.”

I do not even know where to begin with this.

Let me get this straight. Washington is responsible for oil companies making record profits. Washington is somehow responsible for OPEC policy? Washington is somehow responsible for the credit crunch? Washington must have sat down and engaged in predatory lending practices, too. You know, because they just wanted to profiteer and collect commission/closing fees. Washington also apparently told consumers to go out and amass great debt, so much that the little guys can’t pay it off.

You know, because Washington is responsible for everything bad in this world.

Now, let’s tackle the second part. Under Bush’s tax relief plan, the greatest percentage of relief goes to the lowest earners. It’s a PERCENTAGE. Everyone should have the burden of paying taxes.
Whining about tax relief is like saying it’s not fair because as a ditch digger, you can’t afford to go to Paris, while the Lawyer, Doctor, or CEO can go to Paris whenever he wants. Obama wants you to believe that high wage earners are totally wrong, totally not fair, and totally unacceptable. It’s funny though, I have yet to find any mention as to what he plans to do to fix it, nor any information about him giving away HIS fortune. It’s fine as long as it’s not HIS money, right?

Anyway, how is it fair that someone like say, Donald Trump, would be compelled to give away his fortune to the rivet guy working on his latest hotel? How is it fair that The Don would be compelled to pay taxes, yet that riveter guy doesn’t have to? We do not live in Soviet Russia, Barak. A capitalist society demands that there be a top of the food chain and a bottom of the food chain. Even the most service-driven society is going to need ditch diggers.

~Hillary Clinton wants 70 billion of your money to prop up people who took out bad mortgage loans
~ZOMG FREE SEXX0RZ!! but there’s a catch…
~Headline takes a Bush comment out of context. Wait, this is news?
~Some Canadian chick sues her drug dealer for her OD issues.. Wins. Really.
~ooh! Maggots in a hershey’s bar!
~Idiot tattoos the New England Patriots logo on the side of his head. With pic of crappy tattoo.
~…Milton?
~IM DOING IT ALL WRONG!
~”Wear your f*cking jersey, you little shiat!”
~mmm.. meat house… No word on if they decorated with meat curtains.
~Kitty gets flown from Florida to Texas after getting locked in some luggage.
~Women have thicker skulls than men. Probably evolved from being beat over the head with clubs back in the neanderthal days..
~I can has giant chezburgr? [video]
~Come on baby light my fire…
~The whiners over in Spain are bitching that the US is claiming stuff they lost hundreds of years ago.
~Ten things the future Mrs. Darkrose can do to be better. Steak and a BJ missing from the list, but hey, nobody’s perfect.
~6 strange American Idol tie-in products.
~WE ARE ALL GUNNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Illegal immigrants might benefit from the tax rebate thing. How f*cked is that?
~This just in: putting tape on cats make them walk funny. [video]
~ZOMG THA INTERNETS IS BROKNED!
~Behold, the world’s largest pencil
~Bart Simpson (ok, the voice of) gave 10 million to Scientology last year, doubling what Tom Cruise gave. Eat my shorts.
~Japan to start selling true blue roses. Want for my garden!
~20 unfortunate product names.
~10 Star Wars toys that unintentionally look like celebrities.
~Man dies after riding Expedition Everest at Disney World.
~”I’m sorry if I’ve taken a dollar that you would have otherwise stuck in someone’s garter“. Wow.
~There is now only 1 more surviving WWI vet.
~Hero Student and Mother protest mandatory spanish class in Texas.
~Newsweek covers the 5 most painful places to get a tattoo..
~Chief Brody is gunna need a bigger boat.. TO CROSS THE RIVER STYX!!
~Kate Beckinsale’s pussy is on fire!! (no, not that pussy–the cat!)
~Britney Spears goes to the porn shop. This is somehow news.. Somehow.
~Adam Sandler! -10 respect points!
~Lenny Kravitz claims he has not had sex in 3 years. I claim he hasn’t had a career in 3 years.
~HA HA HA! TOM BRADY NEEDS HAIR PLUGS!!!!!
~Top 10 Stephen Hawking quotes.. with awesome Hawking-Lego sculpture…
~That kid who played the kid in Apt Pupil has died of a drug overdose.
~The nine hottest pregnant celebrities, ever!
~TO cried like a little biatch when Dallas lost.

~Homosexuality in fruit flies can be turned on and off. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
~Guy finds condom in his whopper. No word if it was a Magnum XL or not.
~Chinese Fooooooooooooooooood!
~Former Orlando councilman caught drinking suntan lotion.
~Geek gamer quilts. Want the Q-bert one.
~Asshat RIAA jackasses think ripping CDs for your own use is illegal, apparently never heard of “fair use”.
~Star wars toys that never got made.
~16 year old girl strangled to death because she wouldn’t wear a hajib.
~Vandals Terrorists behead Rudolph.
~DOGGIE WANT MANSAUSAGE!
~Mmm.. Yoda Pizza. Yessssss..hu hu hu..
~This just in from the desk of Captain Obivous, sex is good for you!
~Yes! Stormtroopers arrest Santa claus!
~Happy world orgasm day!
~It’s official: Guinness is good for you!!!
~Monkey sex: female monkeys shout while getting some to make their partners spooge. Really.
~Holy JESUS! that’s a lotta poop!
~SUPLEX!
~This year’s soldier-comes-back-early-feel-good video.
~Want.
~Funniest thing I’ve read today: some guy claims the Egyptians landed on the moon.
~Pregnant women have better sex, more powerful orgasms.
~Pets cost a lot.
~In other pet news, it might cost lots soon to own a snake in FL.
~Now that’s just hot.
~ZOMG STOP THE WORLD IT SNOWED IN DAYTONA BEACH!!!!
~Clerks..but with Stormtroopers.
~If you need an autopsy table that can support a 1,000 corpse, I doubt there’s actually a need to autopsy the corpse.
~4 year old catches 50 lb fish. With her Barbie fishing pole. Really.
~50 reasons you’re still single. Sadly, “sitting at home playing WoW” not listed.
~Way, WAY too much time on your hands? Check this out…
~Hey, that law changing bankruptcy rules… NOT WORKING..
~Look! Life sized replica of bride cake thing. ATTENTION WHORE!!!
~Some stuff we can learn from the music industry and their asshatry.
~Polish dude finds his wife working at a brothel.
~People freaking out because Hanna Montana used a body double for a costume change.
~Taylor Hicks isn’t just looking for the Soul Patrol, he’s also looking for the new record label patrol.
~Best Christmas specials of all time.
~Somehow, 7 of 9 didn’t make the list of sci-fi hotties. I demand a recount.
~Peter Brady IS DOING IT WRONG!!
~Connery tells Trebek his mother is a whore one too many times, Trebek has heart attack.
~Ricky Martin has teh gheys.
~First look at Predator Planet in new Alien Vs Predator flick.
~Quiet Riot singer ODd on the cocaine.
~Kiera Kightly requires instruction on how to give a proper handjob. Really. (safe for work)

~I, for one, welcome our supple hand material dinner serving overlords.
~Funny beggar signs.
~compilation of the 2 girls 1 cup site reactions (safe for work, doesn’t show that nasty site)
~Top 3 most expensive beers.
~Asshat RIAA afraid to target Harvard for lawsuits?
~Note to self: don’t name your teddy bear Mohammad in the Sudan. [protesters want to kill her]
~Behold the power of prayer…
~The chick with the glasses was hotter anyway (video, safe for work)
~nom nom nom.
~BEST NATIONAL ANTHEM SINGING EVER. [video].
~You can buy a house RIGHT NOW for $250. Unfortunately, it’s in Detroit.
~Guy suing because he was injured trying to buy Schlitz Malt Liquor. No word yet if he intends to drink that swill.
~Some dumbass puts her mom’s corpse out for the trash men to pick up.
~Cell Phone tower to be built in giant cross. Jesus can hear you now.
~10 things your science teacher lied to you about.
~China is dealing with their own “Me” generation.
~Build your own mineral oil cooled PC aquarium. Want.
~RIAA record exec shows just how much of a stupid farkwad he really is.
~All Hail Technoviking! [video]
~MSN recounts the top 15 weird work stories for 2007.
~Thursday was Square Dance day. Yeehaw.
~Someone steals 450 kegs of sweet, sweet nectar..
~224,451 houses went into forclosure last month (October). I’m sure Bush will be blamed fot his somehow.
~Om nom nom..Wikipedia with Pepers…
~Crappy “roadside attraction” at Disney’s Animal Kingdom claims a victim.
~Captain Obvious comes out to let everybody know that Medicare wastes money.
~10 people with amazing abilitieS.
~…Because your little spoiled brat has a small penis too..
~Netflix is fscking up the postal system!
~The top 20 worst foods in America.
~Chick loses her job over nose piercing.
~The irony (that is lost in the article) is that the plate got put on the back of a car made by a company founded by the Third Reich.
~Despite living in the cesspool that is Jersey, people aren’t as depressed as their NYC counterparts.
~Someone buy me a USB powered George Foreman grill. Right now.
~Behold the power of bacon!
~Captain Obvious writes in a Milwalkee fish wrap to remind people that cold weather causes problems.
~MPAA wiretapping tool for universities taken down due to copyright violation. Irony, kids.
~Divorce is apparently bad for the environment, says the tree-hugging hippies.
~You think your spouse is cheating. Do you a.) enter counseling. 2.) Leave the bitch/bastard, 3.) douse your spouse with hot grease?
~Top 10 weirdest diseases. Some with pics, not really gruesome or anything.
~GE recalls a bunch of microwaves because they could make your house burn down.
~Officer Wang arrests students for showing genitals. Srsly.
~Top 10 awesome fake bands.
~Joy Division/Ian Curtis biopic wins 5 awards at British Independent Film Awards.
~Bam! Emeril has been cancelled!
~Morrissy says “Britain’s a terribly negative place”. Pot, Kettle. Black. You know the drill.
~The guy who invented Gatorade is dead.
~Don Henley says Hotel California is NOT about Satanism.
~Lincoln had cancer, still dead.
~Quiet Riot frontman Kevin Dubrow is dead.
~Sean Connery says he’s retiring.
~Heather Mills wants us to eat rat and dog milk because cow farts release too much global warming gases.

~Couple from Hell, Michigan wins lottery. On Halloween. Really.
~Hump hump hump.. and free download too!. My geekdom is strong.
~Hotdog eats hotdog. Owie.
~15 things you can do to increase energy efficency in your house for under $500.
~Spiderman has a new girlfriend.
~“OMG HALP”.
~Women should do their mates more often. Duh.
~Ron Jeremy impersonates Britney Spears. OMG HAHAH! [video]
~New extrasolar planet found. it’s visible with binoculars..and might harbor a moon with water on it.
~Tesla coils play the super mario bros theme. Really. [video]
~Kids befriend robot in study.
~List of the top 100 geniuses currently alive. Um. #1 really explains the rest of the list. (look him up on Wikipedia). Morissey made number 94.
~Can’t sell your house? go to jail! What the F*CK!!
~It is legal to discriminate against smokers. Alholics are still legal to hire, though.
~Captain Obvious wants everyone to know that while 911 is for emergencies, running out of beer is not a covered emergency.
~There was an old lady who drove in a shoe….wait..what?
~Ten things we learned about sex from spammers (not safe for work text)
~A list of things you can use to piss off a Muslim.
~Part of the reason forclosures are happening at such a rate is because the new bankruptcy law make you pay off your Credit Card debt. D’oh!
~Ontario law suspends licenses, impounds car for speeding.
~Lesbians remain an..’untapped’ consumer force. *rimshot*
~Best mom.. EVER.
~Psst.. Chili’s, Ruby Tuesdays, and Applebees are worse for you than teh McD’s.
~YOU CAN NOT HAS. Not Yours. [video]
~Taco Bell fires lady who is 64, worked there for 30 years.
~Turns out optimism is better in moderation.
~OMG Alien Face Hugger found in Russian pond!!
~12 year old boy gets his ass kicked by 11 yr old girl, dies.
~Ft Collins, CO poised to kill christmas..
~Some guy gets 3 years probation for farking his bicycle. HOT.
~Meet Sarah, she has 200 orgasms a day, and doesn’t work for the porn industry.
~mm.. drug resistant gonorrhea..cha cha cha!
~I can has free 2008 LOLCalendar?
~The nitrates in bacon have been found to lessen the damage of heart attacks. Behold the power of the Bacon!
~What Star Wars characters do in their off time.
~mm.. PWNT! [video, questionably safe for work]
~This week’s $10,000 cell phone bill brought to you by premium text services.
~JESUS FARKING CHRIST that’s a HUGE comet!
~20 things you probably didn’t know about your body.
~The reason 80s fashion appeared: 70’s fashion.
~*CENSORED*..lawsuit. parents.
~Boobs a threat to national securty?!
~Apparently, God has a squeezing problem.
~Mark Wahlburg might play Max Payne in the Max Payne movie.
~Dude, you’re getting a day job!
~Top 10 disturbing films of all time.
~Christina Agulera is pregnant.
~Hottie and future ex Mrs. Darkrose Milla Jovovich is having a baby girl.
~62% of downloaders of the new Radiohead album didn’t pay. Sucks.
~ZOMG JESSICA SIMPSON ALMOST FALLS!! STOP THE PRESSES!!
~piped in noise indeed.

So the asshats at the CBS affiliate cut off the Jags game with 9 minutes left and the Jags down 14 points. For a “more compelling” 12 point game. Tom “Golden Boy” Brady managed to rally his team to score 14 points in 9 minutes. Forget that the Jags were not able to stop anyone and the offense sucked..but weirder things have happened in a game (what about Houston scoring 25 unanswered points a few weeks back?).

The point is they put a crawl out that said that it was a network decision. Come to find out, it wasn’t: rather it was an equipment problem. Still grossly unacceptable that they switched a home market away from the game win, lose, or draw. Fred Taylor needs just 13 yards to hit 10,000. I don’t want to think about what would have happened to that poor (sic) TV station should he have hit that milestone while we watched Chad Johnson of the Bungles lying motionless on the field in the Cincy-Buffalo game.

Then we have the Clots/Belicheats playing for the masters of cheatdom in the NFL. Belicheat almost lost the game, but the holy camcorder prevailed. Indy will no doubt blame the skipping piped-in crowd noise to explain this one.

Caught ‘em flying over my office…It’s pretty loud. But I guess you figured that out, huh. There’s an airshow going on down here all weekend. Might have to bring the boy out.

~Behold the power of chicken poop…
~Woman cuts off parrot’s leg trying to remove store tag of store she stole it from…
~The truth behind world flags.
~Hunter claims he’s got Bigfoot on film..stretching and doing ninja exercises.
~Worlds best Jack O Lantern pics..
~Did Belicheat plan Camcordergate all along?
~British guy discovers the secret cow level..Get leg! kekeke
~your ass is too fat for It’s a Small World”..
~LOLHorror.
~Shh..The libs don’t want you to know tax cuts increase tax revenue!
~Woman leaves plumber for millionaire boss, claims it’s because of plumber’s gambling problem. Yeha. Right.
~Guy can’t be a scarecrow for Halloween because he scares idiot motorists.
~Moscow says No to “death cults”..AKA “Halloween”.
~Iranian oil minister says oil bubble will burst.
~Build your own home theater PC.
~1/3 of all high school football players have had teh ghey buttsechs. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
~Jack Chick let’s us know that “Saman” is the “Lord of Death” according to the “pagan priests”. I just love misinformation.
~Some 26 year old gets spanked by his daddy, a 55 yr old man. PWN3D!!
~Some dumb broad wants abuse charges filed against someone who pet sat her pot bellied pig because it got fat.
~20 things you don’t know about living in space.
~Before Harry Potter..there was… this.
~Top reason there’s no cure for cancer yet.
~600 year old recipe for bratwurst found. I didn’t know they had football back then..
~Courts tell Fred Phelps (godhatesfags/Westboro baptist church..person [using that term loosely]) to suck it.
~Uh oh.. The RIAA is about to sue some poeple right there..
~mmm.. robot girlfriend. HOT!
~Woman takes out ad to sell breast milk..what could possibly go wrong?
~Merry Christmas honey, here’s some syphilis!
~Science determines the Chupacabra is actually a hairless coyote.
~Some chick thinks fat guys like me are awesome..
~EMI illegally offers songs for download. RIAA not expected to sue. Nice.
~The most delayed computer games of all time.
~Meatloaf decides 1/2 way through a gig that he’s not going to do performances anymore. The world sighs with relief.
~Paul Tibbits, the pilot of the Enola Gay, is dead.
~Britney Spears spends $16,000/mo on chothes, $0 on the kids college plan.
~Ozzy Osborne claims he’s ’suffering terribly’ from people downloading his new album..Oh, flood one of the 10 bathrooms in your mansion that’s the size of my entire bedroom with your tears, asshat.
~Vin Diesel teaches us how to break dance [video, hilarious].
~Catherine Zeta-Jones wants everyone to know she’s NOT, I repeat: NOT anorexic. She’s just thin, calls husband Michael Douglas “Daddy”.
~Robert Goulet has died.
~Clots to raffle superbowl rings.
~Rolling Stone lists the top 20 gruesome band names. Alien Sex Fiend made the list? WTF?
~top 25 horror movies.
~Hitler had a farting problem.